Thursday, June 20, 2013

Rule 119: Beware of the Guy with a Saber


Have you ever wished to have been a fly on the wall at the exact moment that a (then obscure) idea was hatched?  Take for example, champagne sabering.  What was going on in the room during the first time that someone thought, “Sacré bleu!  I must open this champagne with my sword!”  Whatever was happening, I bet it was a good party…

Wifey and I decided to test my sabering skills at the local champagne lounge.  It’s not as easy as it looks!  OK, it is as easy as it looks.  Apparently I was not on my game today.


Despite hacking at the bottle for several minutes, the instructor assured me that simply having a larger sword would not make it any easier.  Well, I guess we’ll never know…now.  After I finally severed cork and neck from bottle (6th time’s a charm), we emerged from the weird underground cave to enjoy our bounty.  Is it too early to start my Christmas list?

Click here for a quick lesson on the history of sabrage.