Welcome to my vacation Blog!
Allow me to set the stage; I’m on ‘vacation’ this week and have no intention of leaving my quaint Massachusetts asylum. SO, during the working hours, from now through Thursday, the dingo and I will be left almost entirely to our own devices. Fortunately, his maternal-owner (and my fiancée) will arrive home every evening and ensure that both Donkey and I are still, in fact, alive.
One may draw the conclusion that, I’ve ‘got it made.’ I understand your position, I have virtually no responsibilities from the office, there’s plenty of protein-rich sustenance in the refrigerator, and it’s just me and man’s best friend for the near entirety of the day! Can it get any better?
I beg of you to temper your exuberance. For you have never encountered the fury which is Jake’s tongue. Sure, his kisses are a pleasant reminder of his love, affection, and loyalty. BUT, the calculated timing of said gesture has caught many a passerby off guard. To our friends who have fallen victim in the past, I apologize…and consider closing your mouth before you get down to his level next time.
As I attempt to nap on the couch today, fear not for me Argentina…we have plenty of mouthwash/toothpaste and I just charged the toothbrush to full power this morning.
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